Static Pension

Static Pension makes deadpan coldwave about the long, slow actuarial dread of a modern life - synth lines that resolve too late, drum machines set to the tempo of a quarterly statement, a voice that delivers retirement anxiety like a weather report.

The single Defined Benefit is three minutes of vesting schedule rendered as a hook. It should not work. It does, the way a number you’ve been avoiding works the moment you finally look at it.

Static Pension does not tour, does not interview, and contributes the maximum allowable amount.